stalking reading The Bloggess long before she wrote Let's Pretend This Never Happened. The funny thing is (ironic, not lol) we have a lot in common. Not to brag or anything, but when she writes about dead stuff popping out of places and DIY taxidermy, I have first-hand experience. You probably don't want to know. So don't ask. (I suck at back-linking so you'll have to look around.)
So when I received a beautiful blog award, I thought to myself..."Self? Yes? I haven't seen one single blog award on Jenny's blog (The Bloggess). This means one of two things. A. She is a figment of my imagination and everything I believe in is a sham. OR B. THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD forgot to offer this sparkly pink award to her. That would be rude.
Being the cheerleader I am, I wanted to make sure she knew that she was one-of-a-kind. Not in the generic "one-of-a-kind" kind of way. So I totally gave her that blog award.
And...she graciously accepted. Just like I knew she would. (*fingers crossed*)
Plus, now she is sending me a mildly ill kitten. I was expecting a violently sick kitten. With diarrhea. For Valentine's Day. My 10 year old daughter was sort of disappointed, but we'll settle for a sickly kitty. All. Day. Long.